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wow
So, the other day, I firmly stood my ground.
The simpering idiot from a couple weeks back made such a weirdly random and rude comment that I decided to speak up and say my peace.
She comes up to me one morning and says, “oh wow, your hips are getting so wide!! it must be so hard to fit into your [...]
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WTF?!?!?!
WTF, originally uploaded by ihategreenpeas.
It’s pancake/waffle batter in a spray can. The packaging actually reads: No mess, no cleanup. You simply shake and spray onto your choice of frypan or waffle iron!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
And it’s ORGANIC? What??
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I’m over the hump!!!
Tired puppy, originally uploaded by ihategreenpeas.
Gawd damnit! I’m healed! Lawd almighty, I’m healed! I think I’m finally over that weird narcoleptic/lethargic phase! I finally feel ‘normal’, whatever that means.
However, I think Cooper might need a jumpstart…
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Well….I still love my iPhone.
Matt sent me an email the other day with a link to Apple’s “$100 store credit” and a note attached “use it towards a phone for me!”. Keep waiting, buster…Christmas is around the corner and I think my mom would look HOT with an iPod at the gym.
I’ve come across a few people who’ve [...]
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IDJUTS!!!
So, I’m warning you…this is a vent post.
Yesterday (Wed) at work, I was passing by a couple of gals who were pointing at a newspaper sitting on a counter. One lady says, “that is such a horrible event!” and the other points to the picture of the gunman and says, “well, of COURSE he’s South [...]
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Excuse me?
But I think my imagination is running wild…wait not even just wild, but running away…along with my sanity. About two hours ago, some guy comes to the door asking if he could speak to my parents (yeah, like I look like I’m 12) about something he’s selling. *Puhleeze, gimme a break. Does that line even [...]
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