So, the other day, I firmly stood my ground. 
The simpering idiot from a couple weeks back made such a weirdly random and rude comment that I decided to speak up and say my peace. 
She comes up to me one morning and says, “oh wow, your hips are getting so wide!!  it must be so hard to fit into your [...]

WTF, originally uploaded by ihategreenpeas.
It’s pancake/waffle batter in a spray can. The packaging actually reads: No mess, no cleanup. You simply shake and spray onto your choice of frypan or waffle iron!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
And it’s ORGANIC? What??
 

I think I overcame a BIG hurdle of self-control just the other day when someone had the stupidity to ask me, “So, are you going to raise your child Asian?” It took all of my power to not slap them across the face with the stupid stick.
Um. How does one do [...]

I caught myself this morning with my hand down my pants (not THAT far, you perv) just rubbing my tummy like I was my own Buddha. I half-expected a genie to pop out of my bellybutton but no such luck. Instead, I got a weird look from Matt as he walked past. [...]

Matt sent me an email the other day with a link to Apple’s “$100 store credit” and a note attached “use it towards a phone for me!”.     Keep waiting, buster…Christmas is around the corner and I think my mom would look HOT with an iPod at the gym. 
 I’ve come across a few people who’ve [...]

I’m knocked up!   Yup.  It’s been 2 months since my last post and I haven’t had the energy to sit in front of a computer and try to gather my thoughts together.   I’m not used to feeling this way.   I thought perhaps I was just going through my lazy sloth stage but I’m not that [...]

So the other day, one of my co-workers and I were discussing our childhoods.  Of course, there was the required teenage angst but I realized that we all had our epic battles with bullies. 
I never had a problem with kids at school, middle school to be precise.  They were all pretty nice to me.  I [...]

between all my feverish cooking (tonight was chipotle simmered carnitas taco bar night) I did squeeze in a great movie over the weekend.    We went and caught “The Host” at the Parkway Theatre in Oakland. 

so…back when I had time on my hands (I’m talking HOURS) I used to go hang out with mom at her house, [...]

So, I’m warning you…this is a vent post. 
Yesterday (Wed) at work, I was passing by a couple of gals who were pointing at a newspaper sitting on a counter.   One lady says, “that is such a horrible event!” and the other points to the picture of the gunman and says, “well, of COURSE he’s South [...]

front yard, originally uploaded by ihategreenpeas.
So…does anyone know what type of flower this is? email me or post a comment.