So, the other day, I firmly stood my ground. 
The simpering idiot from a couple weeks back made such a weirdly random and rude comment that I decided to speak up and say my peace. 
She comes up to me one morning and says, “oh wow, your hips are getting so wide!!  it must be so hard to fit into your [...]

WTF, originally uploaded by ihategreenpeas.
It’s pancake/waffle batter in a spray can. The packaging actually reads: No mess, no cleanup. You simply shake and spray onto your choice of frypan or waffle iron!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
And it’s ORGANIC? What??
 

What happens when your puppy digs in the mud… *sigh* , originally uploaded by ihategreenpeas.
So…we’ve moved and Cooper has decided that he needed to be one with the grass/sod. When I first saw him, I thought he was holding a dirty black sock….I thought wrong.